Introducing my new God, The Sun

[DocW]

lol ! this came after much consideration.. right DocW ?

Your allah can take care of each and every one ? what an arrogance and talk about justice when he will punish you for crimes you did in your life, by putting you in hell forever ! Talk about fairness, where he can not tolerate other religions or creeds and talk about treating rapist murderer and their victims.. do you know the history of your prophets ? I don't think so, but in my world its all allowed, its fair to criticize Sun, its fair to have this choice and its "allowed" .. where do you belong and stand and in which category ? where criticizing mean death penalty ? beheadhings ? or stoning ?

And because you are a medical Doctor, I may ask, is Skin cancer happened only because sun shines ?

Salaam bro Sumuque

1. I quote the medical text "Ultra violet light ( mainly from Sun) is the most important and commonest cause of skin cancer."

2. Surah Alkafiroon verse 6 has stated my answer. Bro Sadiq has reminded me of my mistake and apologize for being critical of your Diety.

Say: “O Disbelievers! I shall not worship that which you worship. Nor will you ever worship that which I worship. Nor did I worship that which you worshipped. Nor did you ever worship that which I have been worshipping. (1-5)

To you your religion and to me mine. (6)

[sumuque]

No need to apologize or to worry about Lord Sun.. The Church of Sun-ology welcome all sort of criticism.

[Endymion]

Dear Endy its not correct that Sun lord is only there for lets say 12 hours.. he has some blessings to share to the other side of the world as well, and he wants to give you a time where you can relax and sleep at night.. its his blessings.. a miracle !

Believe me I asked this question to him too, and reply was.. well, the rise of temprature is due to the global warming which is man made.. so I think technically speaking we can not blame Sun Lord for this !!


Well when I write Black I was referring to Africans as well. If you read the above post he never interfare with people personal life.. they are free to do what ever they like to do and how to live.. you see the concept of Sun God is different from say.. Jesus or Allah etc. these gods claims to hold the matters which relates to your lives, so they are to be blamed.. not the Sun Lord.. by the way all of your queries will be submitted to Sun Lord immediately, I do warn you, it take roughly 9 minutes to reach him.. but its certain.. not like, 1000 years or 50,000 years.. I hope in the event of next Sun Flares, I will get some radiation ... I mean communication from him and let his official response to you..
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DEER Sumuque.
The Sun lord is not taking responsibility of any thing and putting blame on others.Also,he give all his followers a "free hand" to do whatever they feel like,and you said he dont believe in punishing people.So who will control the situation then?His followers will turn the remaining Peace of this world into Piece and as you said he dont believe in punish?So who will punish criminals and other bad people


Hence,it is prove that sun lord is not capable of running the matters of this world.
Dear Sun,you are alright as a sign of Allah swt and also a source of heat and light but as a Lord,you disqualified.

Joke.. I was dead serious ..Hhm...

Really.......but you have'nt update your religion in your profile.You are not sincere with your lord

[Sadiq_b]

Class? Hell, you mean classes. In fact, lets emphasis that: classes

Well I am not sure if he will be able to manage more than one... if you know what i mean!

[sumuque]

Well I am not sure if he will be able to manage more than one... if you know what i mean!

Hhm.... how many time did you people tell me to focus on topic

I think I have to send a complain to Lord Vega !!

[Sadiq_b]

Hhm.... how many time did you people tell me to focus on topic

I think I have to send a complain to Lord Vega !!

Ha ha sumuque, all right you caught us!

We ask pardon from your Lord Vega!

[sumuque]

DEER Sumuque.
The Sun lord is not taking responsibility of any thing and putting blame on others.Also,he give all his followers a "free hand" to do whatever they feel like,and you said he dont believe in punishing people.So who will control the situation then?His followers will turn the remaining Peace of this world into Piece and as you said he dont believe in punish?So who will punish criminals and other bad people

Its not true that Lord Sun is not taking responsibility, its just He outsourced some of his duties to other deities. For example, Lord Vega is given a contract for two Billions years, to manage the "people" on earth. He was Job less couple of Billions years ago, However, we agree that He is bit slow and late time to time.. one reason which we recieved is that His location from earth! its bit far from us you know.. I think around 26 lights years roughly.. so all the responsibilities about fate, justice, evil, good etc are given to him. You can contact with him.

Hence,it is prove that sun lord is not capable of running the matters of this world.
Dear Sun,you are alright as a sign of Allah swt and also a source of heat and light but as a Lord,you disqualified.

He is running this world from last 5 billions years.. what else you want ? My dear I can not even count how many Lord exists out their.. My Sun Lord is a very popular among others.. because He has the beautiful Lady Moon !!

Really.......but you have'nt update your religion in your profile.You are not sincere with your lord

Please check my profile one more time. Praise the Sun !

[Sadiq_b]

Haha sumuque... i have to admit, this thread is really funny.

[sumuque]

Haha sumuque... i have to admit, this thread is really funny.

Excuse me ? You should be careful the Lord Vega is coming !!

[sumuque]

News Flash or Update what ever..

On my request, His Majesty the Lord or Solar System, Sun has accepted the proposal to change the name of Church. Please note, from now on, the Church of Sun-ology, will be called "The Church of Sun-tology"

All the best to all !

[Sadiq_b]

Well sumuque, followers of Hubbard may sue your lord for copyright infringement... Your lord better get himself a decent lawyer!

[sumuque]

Well sumuque, followers of Hubbard may sue your lord for copyright infringement... Your lord better get himself a decent lawyer!

Ahh.. this small earthling Hubbard.. he think couple of Hollywood star would fill his white belly with [only if he is watching] .... rest assure, we are capable of finding some good jobless heavenly "Star" lawyer in our vicinity .... not to worry.

For example The Sun Lord asked The Titen.. where are you working these days ? He replied.. "I am working at the moment no where at all" !!

[Sadiq_b]

Ahh.. this small earthling Hubbard.. he think couple of Hollywood star would fill his white belly with [only if he is watching] .... rest assure, we are capable of finding some good jobless heavenly "Star" lawyer in our vicinity .... not to worry.

For example The Sun Lord asked The Titan.. where are you working these days ? He replied.. "I am working at the moment no where at all" !!

Hahaha sumuque dear... that's your best post till date!

[Yahya Sulaiman]

Hmmm, that's odd...there doesn't seem to be a poll option among the three listed saying, "This is a lame ripoff of a George Carlin stand-up (it starts at seven minutes, seventeen seconds into the video) and is nowhere near as funny, which is no surprise to me", so I guess I'll have to create it here. Who else votes for that?