Help me father father choose fone

[FOB!]

last day me father father brok cell fone cuz elfant sat onnit

he want buy new cell fone but no know wat gud wat bad

wat cell fone best?

o ya dis picshoor of me fathher father see he such bootiful man

[Halima]

Assalaam Walikum.



T-mobile, Cingular, At&T, or Sprint. They are all reliable.



Walikum Salaam.

[FOB!]

o tanky tanky but me ned leetle mor infamashun or linky or picshur

[FOB!]

Haleemsoup ar yoo mad? In India we ave sumting call FASHUN!!!!

if i going round wit such ugly fone da peeple trow da stons at me head an kill me

such dirty dirty fone

i need some wat yoo amricans call statees Sticks on fones so i know wich cumpny gud wich dirty ugly lik wun haleemsoup show

more infamashun pleez!

nobudy on dis foram wanna help me cuz i am brown fob

- i hope dat rite buttin i sad

[Halima]

Assalaam Walikum brother,



http://www.1800mobiles.com/tmobilesamsungr225.html

[The_Other_Admin]

Funny lol... anyway, I suggest nokia, google nokia.

Some American mobile phone AT&T and Sprint may not work in India.

[Halima]

Assalaam Walikum,


Chuck, do you even think he will even know how to use it? probably not



Walikum Salaam.

[MF]

What was FOB again? I forgot

FOB is that avatar a picture of you?

www.samsung.com and www.motorola.com are ok too

[Osman]

Fress off the boat!

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Just make the phone, FOB!

Your grandpa must be a techno-expert!

[nermeen]

FOB before i can decide what phone would be best for you, what color was the elephant that sat on it?

[FOB!]

efen after i go jumpin off bilding nobudy help wit my father father fone!!

i ony have 200 munnies an i wanna fone dat is so strong it isnt brokin ever

an wat yoo meen elefant caler?? like all da tings in india! it BROWN

[Halima]

You being brown has nothing to do with any of this. You can be purple. I don't care! We are brothers and sister trying to help you, but instead you take things to a different level.

[zAk]

efen after i go jumpin off bilding nobudy help wit my father father fone!!

i ony have 200 munnies an i wanna fone dat is so strong it isnt brokin ever

an wat yoo meen elefant caler?? like all da tings in india! it BROWN

wattttttt? just 200 munnies !!
ermmm i think wid that ur father father will hv to get a pet pegion that'll serve the purpose well.
no recharging the battery, no munnies for the service provider, just little munny for grains to feed it.
write a letter gv tht to it, that'll deliver, a HOME DELIVERY ![recalling one similar joke but opt to go without tht ]
n also in future it'll be safe from any elefant !

nice idea nah ? go get one now !
n one thing abt that "brown elefant" ? did it had a tail ?
think twice ! i think brown ones doesn't hv ! only the black ones hv !
if it did hv one how long was it ? 6 feet or just 2 feet ?

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& Halima, if u can't help him, plz ignore this thread
poor guy ! he's Fresh Off the Building n no one is helping him.
Don't worry Br I'm here.

[Osman]

Strangely enough, he hasn't had any help from Nadeem! His number one fan! The cheak of this generation In my day . . . .