LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (Joke)

[palm]

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES - U MUST READ OUT LOUD:

asalamu alaykum

I thought you might like to learn some Chinese.
Well, you can get started now:

1. That's not right - Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
4. Stupid Man - Dum Gai
5. Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
6. Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
7. I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
8. I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
9. It's very dark in here - Wao So Dim
10. I thought you were on a diet? - Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
12. Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
14. He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
15. Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. Dirty spot on the wall - Wo Flung Dung

[Guest]

Lol.. Thats nice! I really think a jokes corner is a good idea, dont u?

[Pigsfly2]

Or a basement, maybe, depending on the joke

[Guest]

Tada!

[Ron]

Salam Sheikh Haroon,

I don't think the image you placed is appropriate. If you didn't notice the World Trade Towers are giving off the middle finger. Please be more careful in what you post.

Regards

Note to all: If anyone is offended in the least bit about the above joke regarding learning Chinese please either inform us here or in private and we will remove it.

[Ammar]

salam

which image? i think u removed it. anyways its gud to have sum jokes on this forum. it becomes pretty much lively.
hey thay chinese is amalgamation og urdu and english.

[Ashhad4u]

Lol.. Thats nice! I really think a jokes corner is a good idea, dont u?

Salam
Nice idea haroon but not in the General Discussion section .
i think it sohuld be out-side from this section.

JazakALllah

[Guest]

Im sorry Ronnie, i couldnt resist!