A riddle

[Osman]

Salaams to everyone,

Q. You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

that woz riddle 1

now 4 riddle 2:

From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.
What am I?

[zAk]

1) Onion
2) Letter E
:stay:

[Osman]

You're so clever (sob sob)

[Osman]

I thought I was abandoned but when all hope failed there came Zakariakhan to cast the ring into Mount Doom.

[Osman]

Welcome back,

We took a short break and before that Zakariakhan answered indestructible riddles.

now for some more:

Until I am measured,
I am not known.
Yet how you miss me,
When I have flown!
What am I?

[zAk]

Time

[Osman]

you're soooooooooooooooooo cheating

[Osman]

just kidding

[Osman]

Salaams,

q. If you break me,
I do not stop working.
If you touch me,
I may be snared.
If you lose me,
Nothing will matter.
What am I?

p.s your biological distinctiveness will be added to our own
resistance is futile :borgsmile

[halcyondream]

Which 1 woz dat?

Salaam Osman,

It was this one:

Asif asked his mother for a $90 toy. His mother told him he would have to the make the money himself. To help him, she said she would match however much money Asif made in the first day of his job with the exact square of that amount. "So if you earn $2, I'll give you $4", his mother said. On the first day, twenty people each bought an item for 15¢, bringing in $3. At first the mother thought that she had gotten off lightly, until Asif told her that she owed exactly as much as the toy cost. How did Asif outwit his mother?

[Osman]

Salaams,

O rite! Well I really can't get my head round that one. (In other words i am defeated but what a glorious defeat)

[halcyondream]

Salaams,

q. If you break me,
I do not stop working.
If you touch me,
I may be snared.
If you lose me,
Nothing will matter.
What am I?

p.s your biological distinctiveness will be added to our own
resistance is futile :borgsmile

I don't know...

...wind?


Ok, I'll give up the answer to my riddle unless anyone else wants to try... any takers?

[Osman]

Salaams,

Should I say the answer or should I wait for other ppl 2 try?

[halcyondream]

Salaam,

Up to you...


(I take it the answer's not wind, then)

[Osman]

das answer is nicht wind.

that means the answer wasn't wind

I am skilled in German

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