The 'Change A Light Bulb' Thread
Salaam,
There's a ton of these floating about. Two of the better one's I've heard were these;
Q: How many christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three, but they're really one.
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change the light bulb.
Regards,
Re: The 'Change A Light Bulb' Thread
lol! That was awesome RTTSK. Oh yeah, I got one.
What do you call a fireman?
Re: The 'Change A Light Bulb' Thread
Salam,
Don't know? 'Eddie', perhaps?
BTW:
Q: How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Change comes from within.
Regards,
Re: The 'Change A Light Bulb' Thread
LOL! They're funny!
Not taking the mick, are we?!
"I spent thirty years learning manners, and I spent twenty years learning knowledge."
~ 'Abdullāh bin al-Mubārak (rahimahullah)
Re: The 'Change A Light Bulb' Thread
Wicked! LOL!
But i dont get this one though:Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change the light bulb.
Re: The 'Change A Light Bulb' Thread
is there any light bulb jokes for muslims?
I bet it probably says something like one to detonate the bomb.
Re: The 'Change A Light Bulb' Thread
I bet you could just make one up then.
Q: How many muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they've already blown themselves up.
Or something stupid like that :P
Re: The 'Change A Light Bulb' Thread
Salam,Ok, Halima, tell me; what do you call a fireman?Originally Posted by Osman
Regards,
think
Re: The 'Change A Light Bulb' Thread
A PRE-MATURE EVACUATOR ?
"I spent thirty years learning manners, and I spent twenty years learning knowledge."
~ 'Abdullāh bin al-Mubārak (rahimahullah)
Re: The 'Change A Light Bulb' Thread
Salam,
...that empties buildings even tho they're not on fire?
Yea, I've heard that, but I thought it'd be kinda, well, unsuitable...
peace
think
Re: The 'Change A Light Bulb' Thread
I don't think that's the right answer anywayz . . . .
"I spent thirty years learning manners, and I spent twenty years learning knowledge."
~ 'Abdullāh bin al-Mubārak (rahimahullah)
Re: The 'Change A Light Bulb' Thread
Dude! It's like, y'know.. so zen, man.
think
Re: The 'Change A Light Bulb' Thread
Sorry, havent a clue what "zen" is.
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A white cracker...lol
Re: The 'Change A Light Bulb' Thread
Salaam,
You're correct in your assumption. Hey, jokes of this kind always play w/ stereotypes and populism. Predictably, the one I know is of that very same kind.
That one I do not get.
peace
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