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    Husband & Wife Saga

    WIFE:
    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
    Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

    HUSBAND:
    God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
    He saw me in the dark, he created light.
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

    WIFE:
    Twinkle twinkle little star
    You should know what you are
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far

    HUSBAND:
    The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass and flowers too.
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn't it rain on you?
    WIFE:
    Roses are red; Violets are blue
    Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
    Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

    AND THE SAGA CONTINUES...

    Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
    No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
    He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

    "Husband is one who is the head of the family,
    but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

    A man in Hell asked Devil:
    Can I make a call to my Wife?
    After making call he asked how much to pay.
    Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

    Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
    Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
    So I'd be in your hands all day.
    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
    So I could have a new one every day.

    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
    Wife: When must I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you

    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
    Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
    Husband: A lovely Push...!

    and the life goes on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...
    & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...
    & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...
    & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...& on ... & on ... & on ...


    Truly did Allah fulfil the vision for His Messenger. ye shall enter the Sacred Mosque, if Allah wills, with minds secure, heads shaved, hair cut short, and without fear. For He knew what ye knew not, and He granted, besides this, a speedy victory.(48:27)


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    Hehe... I presume you are not very much looking forward to marriage then! :P
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    Truly did Allah fulfil the vision for His Messenger. ye shall enter the Sacred Mosque, if Allah wills, with minds secure, heads shaved, hair cut short, and without fear. For He knew what ye knew not, and He granted, besides this, a speedy victory.(48:27)


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    hehehehehe .................

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    Nice joke! I also have a joke to share with you about a married woman's prayers for here husband. I hope you will like this.
    A woman’s prayers: Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength I’ll beat him to death!

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    hahaha..i showed this to my husband and he found it hilarious!

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    hahaha that was superb .. i read it 2 time and i will tell this to my friends...

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    This man was stopped for speeding on the highway by a State trooper. The officer said you were speeding and asked for his license and registration. The speeder hands it to him saying, "I don't want a ticket officer sir" The Trooper said, "If you can give me an excuse for your speeding I never heard before, I'll let you go this time with a warning" The speeder said, "A while back, my wife left me for a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The officer laughed, and didn't give him a ticket!
    Jesus is not valued (at all) unless he is valued above all. Augustine

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