Hapless Jackels

[Ruggedtouch]

So if I'm fifteen, then which way is it possible:

1. That I lied about my age days before the subject of age even came up? Perhaps using psychic powers or a crystal ball?
2. That I lied about skipping grades? I wouldn't have thought you'd believe me to be that intelligent.
3. That I have hacked into the board and made it spit out false dates on the posts?
4. That you're really in the Matrix and none of this is even happening?

Take your pick of absurdity. Given your delusions of persecution complex I'd guess you think it's #4.

#5.
Your parents are divorced - that's a difficult thing for a young teenager, which is why you stalk me from thread to thread, looking for a father figure. Or maybe #6 - you're a teenager who is discovering his sexuality and you find you are drawn to the company of men. You should know that many studies are finding that homosexuality among teenagers is a process of discovery.

[Yahya Sulaiman]

Still haven't answered vinod's question...

[vinod]

Yahya, it's ice cream time again. Let's go with that.

[faithful]

I can see a touch has been added to the board, unfortunatly it's rugged :-/

[Ruggedtouch]

I can see a touch has been added to the board, unfortunatly it's rugged :-/

My goodness. It seems the usual teenage spammers have enlisted additional ummah'ists to post silly spam.

It's as though someone put out a call to "do an islam" and jee-had the thread.

[Yahya Sulaiman]

Yahya, it's ice cream time again. Let's go with that.

Very well then. Here is my impression of Marble Slab Creamery. It has such a bizarre and diverse array of flavors that I hardly knew what to get: black walnut, Nutter Butter, coffee, rum...It's getting to the point where before long ice cream flavors will be every bit as varied and interesting as jelly bean flavors. (Listen! Do you hear that! That, my friends, is the sound of no complaint coming from me. Insert joke about how you wish you heard that sound more often here.) I opted for French toast. Specifically, I had a French toast ice cream float. Soda is soda: what you probably want to hear about is the ice cream. I'm no food critic but let's see, how do I put it: the thing had that sweetness-with-a-the-tiniest-hint-of-bitterness thing going for it, like an Italian creme soda from Starbucks. It definitely did taste like French toast. On the whole I liked it. I found the flavor playfully exotic yet also cozily familiar. The ice cream blended with the cola just right, and at the right time. Believe me, I've made a lot of soda floats in my day and that part's not as easy as it sounds. Then again, I do have the cooking skills of styrofoam.

[Ruggedtouch]

Then again, I do have the cooking skills of styrofoam.

You're much more adept at making yourself the buffoon with your continued mindless prattling. I guess the ummah's kids never learn much beyond the social conventions as practiced by their god, muhammud.

[Yahya Sulaiman]

I am willing to recognize and even voice flaws in myself, Ruggedtouch.

Are you?

[Ruggedtouch]

I am willing to recognize and even voice flaws in myself, Ruggedtouch.

Are you?

Still trolling for men to pay attention to you?

[Yahya Sulaiman]

Do you ever answer people's questions? Or is every inquiry just a different type of excuse for you to pour out the freshest batch of excess venom and prejudice? I'm finding it hard to think of a single time when you've ever actually addressed anything I've ever said.

If you think it's all about my being paid attention to, the option is yours at all times simply to not pay attention to me. Nobody is forcing you to read a single word I say, let alone quote it and respond. Why don't you just cease paying any attention? Could it be that you are, as everyone here but you already knows, the one truly wanting attention in the first place?

[Kabeer]

Salaams,

Ruggedtouch; this is your final warning, stop playing silly hate-filled games on this forum. This is not the place for the venting of hate, this is a rare place on the internet (and amongst Islamic sites) where you can actually have good dialogue, and you are tarring that atmosphere. All the extremism that is affecting your hate is NOT on this forum. Plus... you should recognise sometimes in the hate of others, we become what we hate.

If you persist then there will be no choice but a Ban.
(this post is not reffering to just this thread in particular, but for compound reasons)

Peace

[Ruggedtouch]

Salaams,

Ruggedtouch; this is your final warning, stop playing silly hate-filled games on this forum. This is not the place for the venting of hate, this is a rare place on the internet (and amongst Islamic sites) where you can actually have good dialogue, and you are tarring that atmosphere. All the extremism that is affecting your hate is NOT on this forum. Plus... you should recognise sometimes in the hate of others, we become what we hate.

If you persist then there will be no choice but a Ban.
(this post is not reffering to just this thread in particular, but for compound reasons)

Peace

I'm not impressed with your silly threats. The spammers (clearly violating the board rules) you have no problem with but you whine about my posts. Ban the account. Who cares.

[vinod]

Hey RT, if we're ice-cream loving teenagers wouldn't we be better dealt with with tact and subtlety? Have you ever seen a teenager respond positively to rugged behaviour? What ever you think of it, I sure hope one day we can happily talk about ice-creams though.

[Ruggedtouch]

Hey RT, if we're ice-cream loving teenagers wouldn't we be better dealt with with tact and subtlety? Have you ever seen a teenager respond positively to rugged behaviour? What ever you think of it, I sure hope one day we can happily talk about ice-creams though.

I'd be curious to know if you and the rest of your silly teenage spammer pals could ever muster the courage to post a coherent sentence related to the topic.

I think teenage spammers are best dealt with by having them read the forum rules regarding spamming and then have a moderator actually do his job instead of sitting on his thumb.

[Kabeer]

/THREAD CLOSED.

Ruggedtouch, there are some good people here, maybe when you come back, you can remember that.

Peace