Three muslim men

[alan]

Three muslim men were sitting on the park bench,two mature and one young man.A beautiful woman walks by,the 1st man says Mashallah,the second says,Alhamdulillah,the young man says Inshallah!

[muhtadiyah]

I think this joke would be funnier if it went something like this: Four muslim men were sitting on the park bench, three mature and one young man. A beautiful woman walks by. The 1st man says, 'Mashallah!' The second says, 'Alhamdulillah!' The young man says, 'Inshallah!' And the fourth man says, 'Ahem... that's my daughter...'

[alan]

oops! Na,not as funny.

[nuaeman]

Yeah I think that is good idea muhtadiah.. hehe.. this joke not really funny but manage to make me smile. Actually it remind me to some memory ever happen to me before.

[xp²]

Oh my God, bwahahahahaha!

[-Farrah-]

Three muslim men were sitting on the park bench,two mature and one young man.A beautiful woman walks by,the 1st man says Mashallah,the second says,Alhamdulillah,the young man says Inshallah!

The original version of the joke with 3 men is far funnier :giggling:

[Clarity]

How about this one:

A woman falls off from the top of a 6 storey building. A man on the 5th floor catches her and the woman thanks him. "Oh thank you, how may I repay you?"The man replies, "Sleep with me" and the woman slaps him "No way!" So the man says "ok" and drops her.

Then a man on the 4th floor catches her. The woman sighs in relief and thanks the man. "Oh gosh, thank you! How may I repay you?" The man replies, "Sleep with me" and the woman slaps him: "Get real". So the man says "ok" and lets go of her.

Now a man on the 3rd floor catches the woman and the woman thanks this man as well. "Oh thank you, thank you... i'll do anything !!" and the man replies "Sleep with me". The woman screams "What is it with you men!!" and so the man lets go.

Finally a man on the 2nd floor catches the woman, and without a second passing by the woman screams "Look, I will sleep with you, just don't let go of me!!!" The man replies, "Astaghfirullah, I am Muslim and married!" and lets go of her.

[aamantubillah]

Three muslim men were sitting on the park bench,two mature and one young man.A beautiful woman walks by,the 1st man says Mashallah,the second says,Alhamdulillah,the young man says Inshallah!

hahahah! Thats just great!

[shumail]

lolzz its really funny:giggling: