Haroon!!Kar dau oos ka Khoon!! (Kill Haroon???)

[Nadeem]

Assalaam all,

Here's a funny and rather silly joke I made up about a distant cousin's son some years ago. :D
His name is Haroon and he used to be so naughty,noisy and rude,hence the joke.
So I recently recalled the joke and thought that our very own Sheikh Haroon could be the new target.
As he loves being picked on,I thought he may find it funny.
Hey Haroon bro,what do you think,did I make you roll on the floor laughing or what?? :monkey: :cheer: :alien2: ;)

Wasalaam.

[Ammar]

main nay kerna hai us ka khooon..plzzzzz :P

[Halima]

:confused:

[Amd]

Assalaam all,

Heres a funny and rather silly joke I made up about a distant cousin's son some years ago. :D
His name is Haroon and he used to be so naughty,noisy and rude,hence the joke.
So I recently recalled the joke and thought that our very own Sheikh Haroon could be the new target.As he loves being picked on,I thought he may find it funny.
Hey Haroon bro,what do you think,did I make you roll on the floor laughing or what :monkey: :cheer: :alien2: ;) ??

Wasalaam.


good luck with that :confused:

[Al-Ikhwan]

???????

[Nadeem]

Salaam all confused people,

It means to kill him(joke).
It is a way of asking to kill Haroon in Urdu and Hindi languages!

Literally it would translate as ;

Haroon! Do his blood!!
Meaning go slaughter him,shed his blood.Kill him..lol :ban: :D

Wasalaam.

[Roswell]

:futureclu wo ayega to tum sub ko katal kardeyga lol

[Ansar Al-Haq]

unoo boat dare sih nehi ara.
:confused: :clubbox:

[Halima]

:confused:

[sheik]

salaam,

yeah that is the worst joke i have ever heard no offense, here are some more better ones:

I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

-Jack Handy

salaam

[Halima]

Sheik


yeah that is the worst joke i have ever heard no offense


LOL........

[Halima]

salaam,

yeah that is the worst joke i have ever heard no offense, here are some more better ones:

I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

-Jack Handy

salaam




hmmmmmm.....I can see that someone is a major fan of Jack Handy and his jokes, heh?.. :)

[Ammar]

haha sheik.. ur joke is the most boring one cuz its too long. No offence :p

[sheik]

salaam

brother ammar,

my joke, rather jokes are a series of funny one-liners not one big long joke.

but its not like i said something like this:

there was member who posted on a fourm several times! ahahhahahahah hey isn;t that funny hahahhahh :lol:

alright point proven lol have a nice day!

salaam

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,
Sheik wrote this;

yeah that is the worst joke i have ever heard no offense,

My reply;
Sheik,I hope that you are NOT trying to start trouble again,like in the other thread which was locked!!

Sheik,do you even understand Urdu or Hindi?
It is only funny for those who do,because it rhymes in those languages!
I don't know where you originate from,so I don't know what your mother tongue is!
I thought all your jokes were pathetic,no offense. :D

Wasalaam.

[Nadeem]

Salaam,

Variations;

1)Haroon, pee jao oos ka khoon. For vampires.
(Haroon,go drink his blood.)

2)Haroon, phenk do oos ka khoon. For slashers.
(Haroon, go spill his blood.)

3)Sheikh HARPOON. LOL. :D

Wasalaam.

[Guest]

Ur gona kill me Nadeem sahib:eek:!! Oh well:p! U'll do Ron a favour! Ha haaa! Sheik, u like that Handy stuff? Lol! Its silly man:p!

[sheik]

salaam,


brother nadeem,


Sheik,do you even understand Urdu or Hindi?

very well mind you!

I thought all your jokes were pathetic,no offense

maybe you don;t understand them?

1)Haroon, pee jao oos ka khoon. For vampires.
(Haroon,go drink his blood.)

2)Haroon, phenk do oos ka khoon. For slashers.
(Haroon, go spill his blood.)

are you obsessed with peoples blood? i perfer water or soda myself.

salaam

[Ansar Al-Haq]

SALAM

I like Br. Nadeem's blood jokes! Espescially in Urdu! Urdu is the tongue of the jokers!

ARAY! :eek:

Wo Haroon ko zaroor katal karna. Unka khoon ko pay-laa-na. Pirr, wo khoon may nahaana!

:knifehead

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[Ansar Al-Haq]

Good jokes Br. Nadeem. Give us some more urdu jokes.

[Nadeem]

Ur gona kill me Nadeem sahib:eek:!! Oh well:p! U'll do Ron a favour! Ha haaa! Sheik, u like that Handy stuff? Lol! Its silly man:p!Assalaam walikum Brother Haroon,

About time you showed up man!
Where have you been?
I've been waiting for you to join in the fun. :)

Ansar,
Your variation about bathing in his blood was real cool. :cool:
I'll try to send some more even though I don't usually visit this section.

Sheik,
I don't like spilling blood at all,but we're only joking here.
If you don't like my jokes,then why read them? ;)
As for your jokes,I can understand them,but they are just too boring.
I don't know if you copied them from somewhere or made them up yourself.
I made up all my ones anyway.
I hope you are happy to be the only one to laugh at your jokes. :D

More variations on Haroon's blood;

Haroon,lay jao oos ka khoon. For takeout lovers.
(Haroon,take away his blood).

Haroon,lay lau oos ka khoon. For people who need blood donation.
(Haroon,take his blood).

Ansar,
Sorry buddy I ran out of ideas,I think it's your turn. :)

I have some jokes about Sheik,but I don't think he will like them and I don't want to start trouble with him. :D

Wasalaam.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

thanks Bro. Lets find a new subject for our urdu jokes.

[sheik]

salaam,

brother nadeem,

i have sense of humor so lets here those jokes about me

salaam

[Ron]

Salam,

Some of us don't understand Urdu so I would appreciate it if English is the language we use.

Regards

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Why not both Ronnie? Or perhaps we could provide a simultaneous english translation.

You don't speak urdu? What's your background, if you don't mind my asking?

[Nadeem]

salaam,

brother nadeem,

i have sense of humor so lets here those jokes about me

salaam


Salaam brother Sheik,

Glad to be on good terms with you again,okay I'll post some silly jokes about you;

SHEIK ,rattle and roll.
I see you baby,SHEIKING that ***.
SHEIK the snake.
SHREIK.
SHREK. :D

I hope you find them funny.

Ronnie,
I always translate them for you.I thought it would be fun to post in Urdu cos I thought a lot of members would be from Pakistan or India.Maybe I was wrong.
Wasalaam.

[Ron]

Salam,

I always translate them for you.I thought it would be fun to post in Urdu cos I thought a lot members would be fromm Pakistan or India.Maybe I was wrong.
The jokes section could have urdu so long as it is translated. You're right we have a lot of Pakistanis and Indians...where are all the Chinese, European, Arab, Spanish etc... members? :)

Regards

[MF]

tja, ik kan ook wel een mop vertellen maar helaas niemand die 'm hier gaat begrijpen he.

[Nadeem]

Peace all,

Please can you translate your foreign jokes in English,many thanks.

Regards.

[sheik]

salaam,

brother nadeem,

well i must say those were actually quality jokes, i accepected something like the ones about haroon, but i have to admit they were pretty decent keep them coming.

salaam

[Ansar Al-Haq]

KEEP THE JOKES GOING!

[Halima]

Salam,

where are all the Chinese, European, Arab, Spanish etc... members? :)




There's only like what?.....1 % percent of them here :)

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Probably less.

[Nadeem]

salaam,

brother nadeem,

well i must say those were actually quality jokes, i accepected something like the ones about haroon, but i have to admit they were pretty decent keep them coming.

salaam


Salaam my dear brother Sheik,

I'm so glad you liked them,I was fearing you wouldn't like them,but I was wrong. :woot: :shiny:

More for you;

milkSHEIK. OR mango milkSHEIK. :D

SHEIK it loose. SHEIK it off. SHEIK it up. :cool:

Nadeem Sardine;I used to be called this at school by a girl who I used to call Shabana banana. lol.
I even called her Shabana BLACK banana a few times. :guilty:
I know childish jokes are still the funniest. :D :D :D

Wasalaam.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

I can feel the Steam, nadeem.

[Nadeem]

Salaam Ansar,

I see you have changed your location to simply Earth.
Are we really in the intergalactic ages now or are you afraid someone might KAR YOUR KHOON?LOL. :D
I thought we were still in the BUSHY(Pr.Bush and his war mongering)ages,lol. :D

Wasalaam.

[Halima]

I thought we were still in the BUSHY(Pr.Bush and his war mongering)ages,lol. :D



:shakehead Nadeem and his Funny jokes. Look out!!! one day someone is going to be a stand-up comedian.

[Nadeem]

Salaam sister,

Glad you like my jokes,

oh and don't forget to invite me to your WALIMA Halima,unless you're already married.LOL. :) :cheer:

Wasalaam.

[Halima]

Salaam Brother,



Don't worry Nadeem,

keep up the good work you'll be esteemed. :strong:

also you'll be well-known on the Islamic Community TEAM

Now, let's not forget to say AMEEN.

[sheik]

salaam,

keep the jokes coming nadeem!

the joke machine!

salaam

[Nadeem]

Salaam,

Nice one Sheik;
"Nadeem the joke machine."I like that. :D
I'd like to give you a handSHEIK for that one.

More SHEIK jokes;
SHEIKIN Stevens(the pop singer from Wales).
SHEIKdance.
HeadSHEIK.
SHEIK a leg. Mnhhh, Gettin a bit tedious now. :blabla:

Oh,and something a friend of mine used to say regarding my individuality.
NADEEM,NADEEM HOTA HAY(Nadeem is Nadeem). ;)

Wasalaam.

[sheik]

salaam,

let me think of some nadeem jokes


nadeem, the green lean mean joke distribution machine.

nadeem, needs a new spleen from laughing so hard, its just UNSEEN

more jokes, that something one can only dream!

haroon ka khoon lal hai. (haroon's blood is red) :drunk:

salaam.

[Roswell]

Haroon ayega to tum sub ka khoon pee jayega lol

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Um.. Rosewell... he's been around for a long long time.... and doesn't look like he's doing any katal katal

Neptune is a great planet for khooon!
:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[Halima]

Khoon? Are you talking about a khoon for butterflies? Like a ka-khoon?

Scientifically, a Khoon means a nest for caterpillars until they grow turn into butterflies. :)

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Urdu.

[Roswell]

Um.. Rosewell... he's been around for a long long time.... and doesn't look like he's doing any katal katal

Neptune is a great planet for khooon!
:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:Ramadhan main katlo-gharat-gari sahi nahi hai......ab dekhna kia karta hai....BTW hes been doing some "fire" if you notice that ;)

[Ron]

Translation please. I thought we agreed that this would be provided.

[Mehreen]

Ramadan main = In ramadan
Katlo gharat-gari= killing and all
sahi nahi hai = is not correct
ab daikhna kiya kerta hai = now see what he'll do

In ramadan killing and all is not correct.... now see what he'll do .. and the rest is in english .. i hope i did it :S

[Ron]

Salam,

Thanks Mehreen, that was nice of you.

Regards

[Mehreen]

Salaam

Pleasure's mine Ron :). If you ever need help in translation .. remember ME! :D :p
ONLY Urdu to English btw!

[Ron]

Salam,

I'll keep it in mind.

Regards

[Halima]

Salaam sister,


what does jaano mean?

[Roswell]

Jaanu=Sweetheart ;):cool:

[Guest]

The ghulaab ka phool would know what jaanu means hey?;)

[Mehreen]

LOL halima! :p what made you ask this?

btw Ron .. gulab ka phool is a rose :p

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

I thought JAANO meant ; TO KNOW. Or is that in Punjabi Mehreen? :confused:

Ansar bro,
So you're so scared of having your Khoon done(murdered),that you decided to leave for the only other blue planet! :lol:
How's life on Neptune Mr blue blood?LOL.

Sheik bro,
Keep rockin with your Nadeem jokes.SHEIKdown. :werdup:

Haroon bro,
So you finally decided to pay us another visit in this thread!
You've left us with no jokes again. :(
Maybe that's why everyone wants your Khoon(blood).LOL.

Wasalaam.

[Mehreen]

lol .. umm .. that is Jaano .. and this is Jaanu :P .. i mean our sis halima wants to ask about jaanu lol umm .. jaanu as in jaani jaanu type ..i hope i made it clear lol

[Nadeem]

Salaam Mehreen,

Sorry but sister Halima asked about Jaano,Roswell misunderstood and thought it was Jaanu! ;)
Scroll back and see.

Oh,Mehreen is sweet sixteen.LOL.

Wasalaam.

[Mehreen]

lol .. now i don't know how can we clear if she meant jaanu or jaano :p .. lol

What made you think i'm sweet sixteen? lol :p

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Things have cooled down a bit, so I am resting on an Icecap on mars. Mars is a red planet, though. I figure no one would want to make it even redder.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Sheikh Haroon should try to boost his appeal by changing his title to "Apka Jaani".

Ron, you should really learn urdu (after arabic). You don't know what you're missing.

[Nadeem]

Salaam Mehreen,

Just scroll back and read what Halima asked,it's easy.
I was just joking,it was meant to rhyme so sixteen was appropriate.

Where is Ansar now?In a galaxy far far away?LOL.
Oh I just realised that he is on Mars,the Khoon(blood) planet,so that's where all the murdered Khoon(blood) ends up. Now I know why it's red!:lol: :alien:

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away,
there lived a king called Ansar Al-Haq the true rock.
Suddenly Dark forces from Earth came to rule his flock.

ANSAR WARS. :D

Wasalaam.

[Mehreen]

that was a silly joke btw :D

[Nadeem]

Salaam Mehreen,

But you still found it funny,by the way which one? :confused:

Here's one I completely forgot;
Haroon,Choos lau oos ka khoon.
(Haroon,go suck his blood).
For vampire bats,vampires,leeches,mosquitos,LAWYERS, etc. :D

Wasalaam.

[Mehreen]

umm well what halima wrote was just "what does jaano" means and some people may write jaanu as jaano? now this depends on where it is used. The sentence and all.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

:D Good one, bro Nadeem! :D

ANSAR WARS

This may be the opening of a new chapter in our discussions. I don't know about being called a king, though. Galactic vagabond is more like it.



t=2.3.45
Dear diary,
The ship is safe and sound. After passing through the asteroid belt, I was afraid that we would sustain critical damage. Thankfully, The asteroid only gave me a buzz cut. Having recovered from my mild headache, I noticed a large red object looming towards my spacecraft. I gasped before realizing that I would not have to worry about being sat on again by an enraged Indian elephant who ate too much "mirchi". Rather, I had arrived at the red planet: Mars. But wait. I find the darkness engulfing the ship!!! Perhaps the engines are failing! Perhaps we have found a secret black hole! Perhaps the universe is splitting! Perhaps... oh wait, it was my helmet, it slipped over my eyes.
The door has opened and 32 martians enter. They immediately undergo binary fission 32 times. How many martians now?
1, the rest realized the ridiculous nature of science fiction and called it quits. Nevertheless, this martian grabbed me by the throat and forced me to read foolish space jokes:

NASA just disclosed details why the rover wouldn't accept any commands. They took a picture of the rover's built-in display which showed a windows screen and the text "press any key to continue".

It is not conclusive yet, but the NASA believes the Mars Pathfinder has found proof of life on Mars. The cd player was stolen.

The Mars Pathfinder was renamed today in honor of the late astronomer, Carl Sagan. The craft will henceforth be referred to as bha memorial station.

You've probably heard about the Mars Pathfinder probe. Once it lands on the red planet, pathfinder will release the sojourner rover, a little laboratory on wheels. Sojourner will cruise about the martian surface performing experments. It turns out that sojourner and pathfinder will communicate using two standard, off-the-shelf 9600 baud radio modems.

According to jet propulsion laboratory program manager Donna Shirley, the modem manufacturer warned jpl that sending the modem to mars would void the warranty.


Reasons for the Mir Accident
After intensive investigation on both the Soviet and US parts, spokespersons from both space agencies have determined the cause for the accident which has placed the station and its resident personnel in jeopardy.

In terse statements at a recent press conference, Soviet and US space agency spokespersons said Thursday We have concluded joint investigations concerning this potentially tragic accident and each nations' team, separately, has arrived at identical conclusions for this incident.

The accident was caused by one thing and one thing only: OBJECTS IN MIR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.

Needless to say, I was not amused by the martians attempt to entertain me. I told him so and he began to tighten...his...grip..err.....ooooo...owwww!

Will Ansar Al-Haq survive? Will he escape the dreade martian and begin a new civilization on mars? Stay tuned for more.

Peace.

[Nadeem]

Salaam bro Ansar,

Sounds like a space age version of H.G. Wells'; 'War of the Worlds'!
Maybe the martian is the George DUBYA Bush on his planet! :D

"I'm gonna hunt him(Ansar bin Laden) down,smoke him out and bring him to justice,heh heh". :cheer:

Wasalaam.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

LOL.
:sunglasse :drunk:

[Halima]

Salaam Nadeem,




Sorry but sister Halima asked about Jaano,Roswell misunderstood and thought it was Jaanu! ;)



Salaam Nadeem, it is Jaanoo, or Jaanuu whatever the heck it is......lol! I had just pronounced it wrong :) I don't think Roswell misunderstood, I think you did! :)


BTW, jaanuu is equivilant to Ya Habibi in Arabic ;)

[Halima]

Salaam Sister Ya Habibi


LOL halima! :p what made you ask this?



shhhhh it's a little secret between you and me dear ya habibi :)

[Mehreen]

I wonder what is the secret!? :D

[Roswell]

main batown , main batown ? {Do I tell ya ?} ;)

[Halima]

Salaam Roswell,


You forgot to translate ;)

[Roswell]

I did btw, hey I think it should remain a secret between you & Mehreen ;)

[Mehreen]

but man! .. what's the secret .. this is cheating .. you both know the secret between me and halima and i don't know! =( :p

[Mehreen]

aww check out Sheikh Haroon's titile .. lol .. it looks eh cute?;) :p

[Ansar Al-Haq]

LOL!

He followed my advice:


Sheikh Haroon should try to boost his appeal by changing his title to "Apka Jaani".

I love you Sheikh Haroon! :D :D :D :D

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

Ansar Wars,Episode 3;Revenge of the Sheikh(Haroon,that is).

It is about to begin ,because Ansar is trying to overcome the sheikh and his grandly evil army of posts by racing to overtake his number,
But the Sheikh is already planning his Revenge! :evul:
Watch this space ,lol. :D

Wasalaam.

[Halima]

Salaam Sister



but man! .. what's the secret .. this is cheating .. you both know the secret between me and halima and i don't know! =( :p


Inny minny miny mo.
Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollars let him go.
Inny minny miny mo. :)


happy now? :cool:

[Ammar]

lol. wots going on?

[Mehreen]

oh you nawty nawty girl .. thats not the secret! :p

[Ansar Al-Haq]

hmmm ... very secretive.

LOL! Sheikh Haroon has decided he prefers Royaly over Loyalty.

Grand Sheikh--> Grandily Evil Sheikh--> Aapka Jaani --> Kingly Sheikh

This monarchy on the universe shall not stand for long!

I shall use the force to repel the Sheikh! I shall activate my post-sabre.

Address us O' Kingly Sheikh.

[Halima]

Salaam Sister,


oh you nawty nawty girl .. thats not the secret! :p


secrets...secrets....secrets...hehehe J/k


Let me whisper something in your ear.

What is a secret if you cannot keep one? ;)

[Mehreen]

Oh well! .. lemme first know .. and then i'll tell you if i can keep it or not :D

[Halima]

.

I shall use the force to repel the Sheikh!



your force won't work, 2 wrongs don't make a right.... :)

[minzz]

Reminder: Urdu without translation is not allowed.

[Mehreen]

woooops .. sorry "miss moderator" :D .. but everyone does that .. this reminder just popped up in my turn .. waaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa =(

[Mehreen]

minzz minzz minzz .. heh :p ;) ..

[Halima]

You keep on saying this translation is needed blah..blah...blah...blah


Originally posted by Minzz Reminder: Urdu without translation is not allowed.


and look up till now It still hasn't been translated. Are you going to translate or not?


Originally posted by Mehreen
her baat main tou taang araani houti hai na isnay!

[Guest]

Stop squabbling u silly girls, and get back to the topic being discussed! My title. So any suggestions? No Ron, ur not applicable as a suggestor.

[Ratatosk]

Salam Haroon,

Erhm, my friend.. Eh.., 'suggestion'? Whaddyamean, as in a suggestion for a title for you, my noble friend?

Regards,

[Mehreen]

Happy Minzz? :D .. its no more there! :D :D :p

Happy Haroon? .. am not fighting anymore! :p

Halima! .. huh .. no its not going to be translated! *gwahahahah*

now that isn't fighting hey! :p

[Halima]

Halima! .. huh .. no its not going to be translated!

You forgot, another reminder will do?


Originally posted by Minzz Reminder: Urdu without translation is not allowed.


Any wise Doctor out there, I wonder what is the diagnosis for short-term memory loss.

[The_Other_Admin]

I'll translate it...



Originally posted by Mehreen
her baat main tou taang araani houti hai na isnay!


Translation: You are very kind, loving, and considerate... I love you!

;)

[Roswell]

Chuck, Are you alright ? http://farhan.emaxmedia.net/msn/tongue_smile.gif

[Roswell]

Well, I certainly disagree with the mod here, if this is the rule, YOU should have translated it rather deleting the post coz that wasnt holding any bad/abusive words though.
her baat main tou taang araani houti hai na isnay!
That was a sarcastic sentance in Urdu which means "You've to interfere into every thing !".
Now stop being childish all of you.

[MF]

but "taang" means "leg" right? is she interfering her leg instead of her nose in stuff then?

http://www.urduword.com/Home/index.cgi

[Mehreen]

Well, I certainly disagree with the mod here, if this is the rule, YOU should have translated it rather deleting the post coz that wasnt holding any bad/abusive words though.

sure was not abusive but before translating it you could've kindly told me where the rule was written .. no?


her baat main tou taang araani houti hai na isnay!
That was a sarcastic sentance in Urdu which means "You've to interfere into every thing !".

thank you for this!!



I'll translate it...


Quote:
Originally posted by Mehreen
her baat main tou taang araani houti hai na isnay!




Translation: You are very kind, loving, and considerate... I love you!


lol .. chuck you're great ;)

[Mehreen]

Btw, the post was not deleted by the moderator. I deleted it myself.

[Halima]

Well, I certainly disagree with the mod here, if this is the rule, YOU should have translated it rather deleting the post coz that wasnt holding any bad/abusive words though.
her baat main tou taang araani houti hai na isnay!
That was a sarcastic sentance in Urdu which means "You've to interfere into every thing !".
Now stop being childish all of you.



Salaam Roswell, I definetly agree, (non-translating-moderator) :) is at least supposed to translate the post, in order for her to meet her requirements. Instead of letting it slide and not translating, however thank you for bringing this to a final conclusion in the means of translating. You going to be the new translator-mod for me? Aswell as other people? ;)

[Guest]

Yes noble Ratatosk. I was wondering of a new title. Couldnt quite think of one. So, what do u guys suggest?

[Halima]

Salaam,


"The most noblest sheikh that ever existed" ;)

[Guest]

How corny!:lpukey: Ergh! No, that wouldnt suit me at all!! :) I have got shivers running down my spine at that name!

[Halima]

You actually thought I was serious?....lol! :eek:


Wow! Psycology these days! It takes a real mental effect on everyone, especially on our most beloved ones ;)

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

Darth Sheikha (Darth Vader,Star Wars).heh heh heh. :D

How about that one hey Haroon bro? :lol:

Wasalaam.

[sheik]

salaam,

brother haroon,

a good title would be,

"contains 10% less sodium than the leading brand!"

or

"Explicit Material"

or

"not for kids under age 3"

or

"Can't touch this"

or

"i ran out of suggestions"

salaam

[Roswell]

sure was not abusive but before translating it you could've kindly told me where the rule was written .. no?
I hope it'll help.

The jokes section could have urdu so long as it is translated. You're right we have a lot of Pakistanis and Indians...where are all the
Chinese, European, Arab, Spanish etc... members?
Click here for original post.
Another,

Translation please. I thought we agreed that this would be provided.
Original Post

P.S Apology moderator Minzz, I should have confirmed it.

[Mehreen]

This is a post i guess i was asking about the rules Roswell where in the rules is it written? Or errr are the rules made in the posts? and the ones we read while joining the forum are of no use? .. eh?

[Mehreen]

Salaam Sheik :p,


"not for kids under age 3"

or

"Can't touch this"


they are nice! ;) :p

[Mehreen]

Salaam Roswell, I definetly agree, (non-translating-moderator) is at least supposed to translate the post, in order for her to meet her requirements. Instead of letting it slide and not translating,

It is no rule! I never read it while i read the rules of this forum when i was joining. STOP BLAMING THE MODERATOR! TO KEEP THE THINGS COOL SHE DID NOT TRANSLATE IT! CLEAR IS IT .. EH?

[Halima]

Astagfirallah. To whom are you referring to dear sister? Next time, address to whom you are referring to.

This really irritates me. I will refrain from saying anything else, because unlike you, I'm not making myself look stupid.

May Allah give you guidance

[Osman]

Salaam Sheikh Haroon,

How about 'Captain Sheikh Haroon of the starship enterprise'? or of course you could go for Nadeems.

But how about 'Captain Sheikh Haroon of the starship enterprise'? ;)

[Mehreen]

Eh? i quoted your words and the moderator taking part in this thread is Minzz so where do i look stupid?


because unlike you, I'm not making myself look stupid.

Is there still some need left to "look stupid" :O?

Anyway, I've my self respect and wouldn't like to continue this crap kinda thing with you so Salaam.

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

Hey girls,settle down,this is supposed to be the fun part of the forum where we can all have a laugh and relieve stress. :)

Darth Sheikha will kick you out of the Galactic Empire,then you will have no choice but to return to the bright side of the force and become Jedi girls again. :jedigirl: :jedigirl: :lol: :werdup:

Meanwhile Ansar and his loyal sidekick CHUCKbacca are hot on the trail of the Darth and his KHOON(Death) Star.It will be a confrontation of Galactic proportions as OMI wan Kenobi(Ammar) joins them in their ranks. :stay:

Wasalaam.

[Osman]

Salaams Nadeem,

that's top! I love the play on words! :bravo:

[Nadeem]

Salaam,

Many thanks OSAMA(Osman) bin Laden! :lol:

I am just waiting for the warriors Darth and Ansar and their SHEIKdown(showdown). :hijacked:
Princess Lima(Leia,Halima) also joins the war to avenge her mother's death. :cheer:

Wasalaam.

[Osman]

and Osman bin laden will come and blow them all to pieces!

[Hischam Khan]

Assaklam-u-Alaikum


“Hey girls,setle down,this is supposed to be the fun part of the forum where we can all have a laugh and relieve stress.”You mean to tell me that you are not having fun watching these two ladies fight? :LOL:


It is no rule! I never read it while i read the rules of this forum when i was joining. STOP BLAMING THE MODERATOR! TO KEEP THE THINGS COOL SHE DID NOT TRANSLATE IT! CLEAR IS IT .. EH?
Regarding the rules, I think Ron explained it to you in the other thread: Remember the thread where you challenged me to a boxing match? :clubvsbox :D Th's what I'm talking about.

As for translation: It is not the duty of a moderator. Either use Urdu (or any other language) and provide a translation or get someone who is willing to translate, otherwise don't even use Urdu. I think that's fair.



regards

[minzz]

As for translation: It is not the duty of a moderator. Either use Urdu (or any other language) and provide a translation or get someone who is willing to translate, otherwise don't even use Urdu. I think that's fair.
...and I thank you Hischam! ;)

[Mehreen]

Regarding the rules, I think Ron explained it to you in the other thread: Remember the thread where you challenged me to a boxing match? Th's what I'm talking about.

Lol .. yeah i remember :D .. but this was no rule when i erm joined the forum .. in those rules it was not written is it written over there now? .. or erm .. Can you please do us a favor .. ah no us .. me :D .. like the previous forum .. can someone write down the rules somwhere in the forum .. please eh? :o

[Halima]

Assaklam-u-Alaikum


Regarding the rules, I think Ron explained it to you in the other thread: Remember the thread where you challenged me to a boxing match? :clubvsbox :D Th's what I'm talking about.



Did you win Hischam ? ;) YaY... Alhamdulilah.

[Mehreen]

Hischam .. you won? :eek: no no .. you never took the match .. you were afraid before taking it! :D :bounce:

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

Nice one Hischam, nice one son,nice one Hisham who has another one! :jumpingbl

Cat fight between Halima and Mehreen,that would be hilarious Hischam. :dancingna

Wasalaam.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Lol... you pack of jokers!

It is time I brought the attack to Darth Sheikha's Death star itself!

Chuckbacca, fire up the proton turret and enter hyperspace and... Chuckbacca?

OH RATS! HE has gone on vacation! I will have to rest in this feline stadium for some time.

[sheik]

salaam,

yay fun!!!!

lol

nadeem, the man with a stomach full of cream

ansar al haq, the man with the wavering luck

mehreen, the most ruthless fighter anyone has ever seen :dancingna ;)

halima, hey sister, i hope things are going good! lol :evul: :ban:

salaam

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

Ansar bro,
If you say STAR backwards it turns into RATS.Maybe that's what you meant to tell us when you said OH RATS! :lol:


Sheik the supercomic strikes again and boldly goes where no sheik has ever gone before......to the planet of the Klingons(Star Trek).
Sheik it up real good brother. :)

Wasalaam.

[Guest]

Nadeem! Salaam!

Whats this new twist? Ur trying to kill me!!!!:eek::eek:!!! No, no, we are muslims we are not violent people!!!! LOL!

[Osman]

Salaam Mr .Haroon,

I found apiccy now!

[Guest]

Joker!

[Mehreen]

humm .. humm :p .. i have some i have some :p ..lol .. VERY silly though :D

Nadeem makes awesome haleem!! (translation for haleem humm .. somethin to eat eh???)

Sheik loves to bake a cake! :p

.. lol .. :o

[Ansar Al-Haq]

...

[sheik]

salaam,

did some one say haleem!!!! i think it was sister mehreen!

that rhymes, and sister halima has haleem in her name

boy do i love haleem, and pizza, .........pizza topped with haleem!!!!

sister mehreen you should know what i am saying ;)

salaam

[Mehreen]

Lol .. haha sure thingy sheik ;) lol

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

Mehreen the joking queen. :monkey:

Wasalaam.

[Halima]

Nadeem the joking king :werdup: :lol:

[Halima]

salaam,

did some one say haleem!!!! i think it was sister mehreen!

that rhymes, and sister halima has haleem in her name

boy do i love haleem, and pizza, .........pizza topped with haleem!!!!

sister mehreen you should know what i am saying ;)

salaam


sheik wants to eat me :eek: :eek: :eek:

Mehreen let's do the Sheik-dance! Sheikdown :monkey:

[Ansar Al-Haq]

sheik wants to eat me

I don't think that Sheik is that desperate. He has not resorted to cannabalism yet.

[sheik]

salaam,

hey if haleem and pizza are involved i;ll resort to anything.

sister halima i;ll only eat you if you are made of haleem, wait i won;t eat you i;ll commercialize you, because haleem that can communicate is amazing.

lol brother ansar the ultimate sheikdown dancer (can;t insert a dancer becuase the server is down :mad: )

salaam

[Mehreen]

sister halima i;ll only eat you if you are made of haleem, wait i won;t eat you i;ll commercialize you, because haleem that can communicate is amazing.


LOL! :p and and the name of haleem will be halima .. "Haleem by Halima" :p


Mehreen the joking queen.

haha :p nawty nadeem :p

[Ansar Al-Haq]

....

[Ansar Al-Haq]

....

[Halima]

Does it taste like Milk-Sheik? Strawberry is my favorite.


anyways, I think this will suit Sheik. :elvis: He's having a melt-down.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Somehow, that image does not suit sheik.

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

Just to let you know that my favourite milkSHEIKs are Chocolate,Vanilla and Mango. :woot:

Hey Ansar bro,
You've moved again,but it's Epsilon not Upsilon Andromedae,it is a star in the constellation of Andromeda.
I hope you are on an Earth like planet with an oxygen based atmosphere.LOL. ;)

Darth Sheikha is looking for your secret hideout so watch out man! :hug:

Wasalaam.

[Osman]

Beware Br. Ansar,

I sense the force is strong in him. But I don't sense any force in you. . . . oh rite! u shud have told me u were just a power ranger! :lol:

[Ansar Al-Haq]

...

[Nadeem]

Salaam Ansar,

So,if you are in orbit around the star,how long does it take you to do one revolution?
A year or so? If you are at a reasonable living distance from it,or else you would burn or freeze to death! :eek:
You should also be able to tell us how many planets it has and about any rocky Earth like planets. :)
Any moons,asteroid belts and ringed planets? :bounce:
Which planet do the Jinn live on? :blink:

So you are the king once again now that the Darth Haroon is out of the way. :shiny:

Wasalaam.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Assalamu Alaykum,
Bro Nadeem you are too funny.


So,if you are in orbit around the star,how long does it take you to do one revolution?A year or so?
I haven't been in orbit long enough to find out.

If you are at a reasonable living distance from it,or else you would burn or freeze to death! :eek:
Alhamdulillah, I have a good space suit.


You should also be able to tell us how many planets it has and about any rocky earth like planets. :)

3 gas planets. I can't see any rocky planets.


Any moons,asteroid belts and ringed planets? :bounce:

Just a big ugly rock heading towards... oh cr_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _


----------------------------------TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED----------------------------------

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

Houston,we have a PROBLEM.....Ansar al Haq's correspondence has been completely and mysteriously lost...... :eek:

Looks like the Darth Sheikh has started his revenge by taking him prisoner on an icy asteroid behind the big ugly rock(the new khoon star)...
Daily planet. ;)

Will Ansar be rescued by his loyal friends Yoda(Yahya),Windu(Warbird),Chuckbacca,Omiii Kenobi,Lucas(Luke Skywalker),Hasan Solo and Princess HaLima in time or is it the end for the Noble Jedi king?? :lol:

Meanwhile Qui gon Jinn,the leader of Jinns is also coming back from Episode 1 to help his old peer Ansar,in fact he didn't actually die! :ban:

It will indeed be a battle of amazing proportions. :strong:

Watch this space......

Wasalaam.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

I can't wait to see what happens next...er..oh wait... I'm supposed to be captured

*cough* ahem.

HELP ME! HELP ME! I HAVE BEEN CAPTURE BY DARTH HAROON'S ImaamNapper-in-an-asteroid-machine. I request help! This is a distress signal!


Peace.
Your distressed captive brother Ansar Al-Haq

[sheik]

salaam,

mm..hmmm. Is this the sheikdown you wanted?

more like :lparty:

Haleem with Pizza is GROSS!!

try it first

Does it taste like Milk-Sheik? Strawberry is my favorite.

i like mango, chocolate, and banana, or all tha mixed in one with haleem and pizza on the side :biggrin:


Somehow, that image does not suit sheik.

how about the pic below that best suits me

salaam

[sheik]

salaam,

wait wait wait,

that best suits brother haroon the best not me lol!

the following fits me best

salaam

(p.s. thats some random pic on the internet, not me)

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Lol! Good pictures. Edit your other post and say this is Darth Haroon.

I am still stuck.

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

Ansar Wars;Episode 3; Revenge of the Sheikh continues as no-one can hear Ansar's pleas for help. :eek:

"Don't worry Ansar,your pals know where you are,they are regular readers of The Daily Planet,the paper with it's eye firmly on the pulse!" :D

Meanwhile his loyal Jedi friends are nearing in on the ice asteroid only to discover a huge army of Darth's sheikdowntroopers in their Darthships.
There will be some turbulence as the Megamillenium Flamingo battles it's way through their ranks. :grrr:

Darth Sheikha has actually made a deal with Gabbar(Singh) the Hutt to offer him Ansar for tonight's dinner in exchange for a piece of his newly conquered territory! :mad:

"Uh oh Ansar,you'd better hope and pray that your pals reach you in time to save you from Gabbar's claws." :blink:

Will he be saved in time or will it be a case of dissecting the evil Gabbar?
Don't miss the next instalment...... :woot:

Wasalaam.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

yikes! so scary!

[Osman]

I suppose Osman Bin Laden doesn't fit in to the story :(

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

The long lost Osman bin Laden has finally been discovered on that very same icy asteroid....Daily Planet.
What great luck for Ansar. :p
He was traded in a deal with Gabbar the Hutt some 3 years earlier by Lalla Omar of the Tellytubbies in order to avoid his being smoked out like a fat Cuban cigar by Dubya. :evul:

He said he'd rather be eaten alive by Gabbar instead,so they offered him along with his millions to Gabbar who gladly accepted,but didn't want Osman for dinner as he doesn't like Arab take-out/delivery.

"Smartly planned escape Osman, cos you already knew Gabbar doesn't like Arab food didn't you you crafty sucker son of a gun you?!" :dancingna

Meanwhile Osman has met up with Ansar to start a new Jihaad against the Darth Sheikh. ;)
There's much hope that their newly captured sheikdowntrooper Darthship will be flown(by remote control) into the new Khoon star to blow it up! :strong:

I hope you like being the new star in this drama Osman!:)

Wasalaam.

[Osman]

Nadeem I love it!!!!!!!!!!! We need interviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. . . well it all began back in 68 on a certain summers evening. I was having a stroll in the park when a comedian called Nadeem came and asked me if I wanted to be a star in his show . . . .

That sorta thing!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

So the captured Darthship is firmly on target for the khoon star,

but uh oh a massive slippery tongue is looming towards it, :)

oh no,it's Gabbar easing in for his big brunch, ;)

whoosh,some amazing remote control maneuvres by Osman have dodged Gabbar's slithering tongue but have accidentally put the Darthship on a collision course with the Megamillenium Flamingo, :mad:

Oh no...... :( to be continued.

Wasalaam

[sheik]

salaam,

i;ll continue this story.

....Suddenly....BAM!... Sheik and his sheihdown troops were back in charge. they pulled away from their planned action to team up with darth sheikha, aka

haroon

sheik and haroon and their bands of guerilla like ninja wariors infiltrated the compound of the Nadeem HQ.

GASP! whats this. osman and bros. teams up with Ansar. gasp this has never been seeen before!!!

Osman and Ansar quickly turn to their infantry division to get the weapons ready.

sheik and haroon are right around the bend......whats gonna happen

will sheik and haroon die at the hands of ansar and osman?

will sheik take over nadeem hQ

and what happend to that flamingo planet?

Will batman and superman join us in the next instalment?

tune in to find out!

salaam

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Wait wait wait, I missed a step.

How did I get from the asteroid prison to Nadeem HQ with a full infantry division??? :confused:

No problem. Osman bin L and the incredible Ansar flooded the Nadeem HQ with emoticons in an attempt to confuse sheik and his sheikdowntroopers.

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While Sheik was trying to save his haleem and pizza from the emoticons, Osman and Ansar activated their lightsabers and slashed throught the wall to get to their escape craft- but instead they ended up in Nadeem's office!
:evilright :evilright :evilright :evilright :evilright :evilright :evilright :evilright

Bro Nadeem was not pleased about this interruption in his latest script writing. He demanded that they follow the script accurately or they would lose half their annual salary. Ansar and Osman quickly escaped.

But they made sure to dump some emoticons on their way out:


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[sheik]

salaam,

OUCH! over flooding of thread. looks like ansar and osman were not ready for a fight. sheik is pushed down by the irrelevant icons.

ahhhhh

however BATMAN teams up with superman who teams up with spiderman :spidey: who team up with the ghostbusters and the x men and every good guy character out there who team up with HAROON!

boom boom boom!

they aid sheik and head out to nadeems h.q. with full force.

on their way, ansar and osman abandoned their infantry which was quickly converted.

ansar and osman are on the run!

salaam

[Osman]

But Dartha and Sheik are in for a surprise . . . Ansar shall reveal it in the next episode . . . or Nadeem. Osman Bin L does like to keep his plans secret . .

:goodvsevi :goodvsevi :goodvsevi :goodvsevi :goodvsevi :goodvsevi :goodvsevi
good = Dartha & Sheik
================================================== ======== Evil =Ansar & Osman bin L

[Ratatosk]

A strange thread.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Lol.

It is the queerest thread I have ever seen in my life.

[Osman]

Strange yet imaginative, queer yet original

now back to the story . . .

[Guest]

Is it just me or is this thread actually quite amusing??:)

[Osman]

Its just you

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

What a confusing development to our drama! :confused:

So exactly how did they escape from that collision while dodging Gabbar's tongue?
Last minute expert maneuvres by the super Osman,phew what a pilot! :sunglasse

Then it so happened that the Megamillenium Flamingo kicked at the tongue with it's superlong legs and made it stick to the khoon star,then the khoon star thinking it was a dangerous attack from :spidey: zapped it to oblivion along with the rest of that Ogre. :evul:

Meanwhile Ansar,Osman and the 'League of Extraordinary Superheroes' were congratulated by Nadeem and given a bonus salary for causing the death of Gabbar!Well done guys. :dancingna

Dartha and Sheik are now planning a new surprise attack on Nadeem's intergalactic time travelling office.Wait til the ...uh oh aaahhh.... :eek:

Wasalaam.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Look at the confusion and fright this thrad has induced:


wots going on?

[sheik]

salaam,

boom boom boom,

bam sheik breaks in nadeem ansar and osman's compuond sabotaging their planes to take over the universe. bam.

sheik escapes and all is saved

oh no whats this! sheik and haroon's h.q. has been sabatoged to.


moral of the story is, what goes around comes around and communism rules all. :eek:

the end
:dead:
salaam

[Osman]

Not quite :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Nadeem]

Lol.

It is the queerest thread I have ever seen in my life.
Salaam oh Ansar,

Why,what's queer about it??Please do explain dear Noble Jedi King. :lol:

Anyway a new drama is about to hit this thread, please wait patiently as I finish the script.

Oh what the sheik! I might as well spill the beans.

Halima didn't get a big enough role in the last one so I decided to give her the leading role; :LOL:

KILL BILL HAROON;Volume 1. (Quenadeemton Tarantulatino). :werdup:

Starring HalUma(Halima) Thurwoman as the Pride of Vengeance. :evul:
Sheikh Haroon as Bill the mad villain who tried to have her assassinated,but didn't quite get enough khoon out of her to succeed! :hammerhea
Mehryl(Mehreen) Hanna as Hellie ScrewDriver(Bill's new 1-eyed Dajjal gurlfriend) :borgsmile
A Vivacious Fox as the black gurl with the kid. :LOL:
Lychee Liu as 'Oh erm is it a he or a SHEEEEE EEEE' the bad japanese Ninja gurl with a funny hairstyle. :D
And a load of crazy but useless martial artists from the 'Ansar Academy of Extras'. :)

Wahey, Halima(The Pride) starts off by stabbing the black gurl,
then beheads the jap gurl and finally slaughters the remaining cast in her madly planned Revenge flooding the entire set with so much khoon that we actually thought it was raining khoon. :LOL:
Volume 2 awaits completion.

Wasalaam.

[Osman]

:lolwhack: :lolwhack: :lolwhack: :lolwhack: oh, just cracks me up does that Nadeem does!!!!! btw, i sincerely hope I have a part and that part is not a crazy but useless martial artist. If it is then oh, well. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander as my father once said on a certain summers afternoon. Anywayz, good luck with your script writing!!!!

[Nadeem]

Salaam Osman,

Off course you have a part,how could I even think to leave you out?? ;)

You will appear in Volume 2 as Halima(The Pride)'s martial arts guru,how about that for you? :cheer:

I knew you'd love it.And don't forget to grow your hair for the part! :p

Wasalaam.

[Osman]

Good old Nadeem!!! 13 years old and I'm a martial arts Guru. What an achievement!!! Anyway, how do you know my hair isn't akready long? eh? eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh?eh ?eh?eh?eh? Well it isn't already long but thata not the point lol!

p.s. How does my hair look? avatar

[Nadeem]

Salaam Osman,

Are you really only 13??

I am almost 3 times your age. :dancingna .

You really look the part man,wow,you grew old in an instant!
But you need to change into a mongoloid for the complete effect:lol:

Better start practising and perfecting your martial arts skills cos you aint no useless spare extra, but the big ole respected Ninja/Dan/Guru of the Ninja girls. ;)
Brings to mind that catfight between Mehreen and Halima,theres gonna be a madass one in Vol 2,hhe he he :evul: :ban:

Wasalaam.

[Osman]

Salaam,

You never imagined i would be just 13. Its because I'm unusually mature for a person my age. ;) I wish I wasn't sometimes. About the catfight, can't wait. btw, sorry i meant 413 years old. And my martial art skills are already tip top. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaa!!!! Ouch, ouch, ouch!!!! Well, i've been lacking in practice of late. :o

[Osman]

whats a mongoloid? Oh rite, I get it!!! U silly sausage you! U little fruitcake. Actually as Sheikh Haroon wud say "laddu!!!!!!!!!"

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Hmmm... a strange turn this story has taken. It may be time to change my location again.

[Nadeem]

Salaam Ansar bro,

Glad to hear that you are the First 1K+ poster on this forum. :cheer:

Congrats and I think it is time for you to change your location to the set of 'Kill Bill Haroon' to do some major cleaning up of all that KHOON Halima spilled. :sunglasse :nod:

This is the punishment for your poor training of those martial arts extras in Volume 1. :monkey: :dead:

Wasalaam.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Salaam Bro Nadeem and thanks.

This is the punishment for your poor training of those martial arts extras in Volume 1.
I guess I should have trained better with Yoda.

[Nadeem]

Salaam Ansar,

I was actually talking about 'Kill Bill Haroon;Volume 1', :)
but it seems that you are not at all familiar with the movie 'Kill Bill'.
Or maybe you think Yoda should have taught you Martial Arts. :lol:

Peace to all others,
I am thinking about starting a new movie/drama in this thread by the name of 'THE SHEIKTRIX'. :LOL:
Please can I have some feedback about that,many thanks and see you soon. :werdup:
Wasalaam.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

i am not familiar with many movies (I don't watch them). Choose what you like, and I'll play along! ;)

[Osman]

I'm tingling with excitement! When's Kill bill Haroon coming out? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? :)

[Osman]

The Sheiktrix? Yup! Definitely! Can't wait! This is gonna be a classic! ;)

[Guest]

Sheikhtrix:p???!:eek:

[Nadeem]

i am not familiar with many movies (I don't watch them). Choose what you like, and I'll play along! ;)

Salaam bro Ansar,

But you DID watch 'Star Wars',yeh? :p

Haroon it is my version of 'The Matrix'! :monkey:

Osman you will have to wait for Volume 2 of 'Kill Bill Haroon',but it will be worth the wait, I can assure you that much. :nod:

Wasalaam all.

[Osman]

I'm sire it wil be Nadeem. :)

[sheik]

salaam

gasp! the MATRIX! the finest piece of cinema ever!

lets bust out bullet time!

salaam

[Ansar Al-Haq]

But you DID watch 'Star Wars',yeh? :p

Nope. Just friends with too many star wars geeks.

[sheik]

salaam,

star wars is amazing i suggest you watch it in order episode 1-6

after three you will note a stunning decline in graphics but a stunning increase in knowledge, yoda has many great sayings

salaam

[Osman]

I love the way yoda orders the words in his sentences!!! :)

[Nadeem]

Salaam sheik,

Great to have you back buddy,where you been hiding? In the Sheiktrix? :dancingna

Yes I have seen all 5 Star Wars films that have been released so far,ever since watching Episode 4;A new beginning in the local cinema way back in 1977!

Episode 3;Revenge of the Sith is to be released in May 2005.
It is bound to be the best one yet.

Anyway I shall see you in the Sheiktrix quite soon. :)

Wasalaam.

[sheik]

salaam

i like episode one the best, the second one was slow, i still need to see episodes 3 4 and 5. lol

but the matrix is amazing. i was busy hence i was late to reply. but i would even be more of a busy few weeks coming up. my apperence in the sheikhtrix will be less but i;ll try to make it.

"i need guns"
-neo

salaam

[Nadeem]

Salaam sheik,

I liked Episode 1 a lot as well,especially with Liam Neeson(Qui gon Jinn),Ahmed Best(Jar Jar Binks) and Darth Maul.:evul:

I also liked Episode 2 just as much with Samuel Jackson as Mace Wyndu and Christopher Lee as the Count Dooku,still amazing even though he is over 70 years of age!

I prefer the new ones to the old ones cos they have much better special effects,better actors and faster lighsaber action. :dancingna

My favourite Matrix was Reloaded,I just loved the effects and those dreadlocked blonde guys were real cool,shame their acts didn't last for long! :mad: The car chase scenes totally blew me away. :evul:
I also liked that part when Neo faces the architect and does some funny swearing,that was a killer man! :biggrin:
I liked the 1st one as well but saw it too much,not as much action as the remaining two.
Revolutions was quite good but not as good as Reloaded. :cool:

Wasalaam.

[Osman]

Salaams,

I loved the matrix 1 and reloaded. I didn't like revolutions much though. I think it spoilt the whole trilogy and it ended on the oracle and burghhhhhhh! :blabla: :blabla:

Anyhoo, I've been waiting for years Nadeem! When do you finish your script-writing? ;)

[Nadeem]

Salaam my dear Osman,

It won't be too long now,just let me get Agent Sheikmith out of my head before he takes over me like he did with Bain in Reloaded.he he. :LOL:

I wanna get the sheik out. :D

Wasalaam.

[Osman]

:lolwhack: :lol: Two million years later . . . . . "Won't be long now Osman!" sighs an old and disgruntled Nadeem. Only Joking! I can hardly wait! :)

[Osman]

Don't mind me. I'm just idly waiting *checks his watch for the 1 millionth time*

[Nadeem]

Salaam my dear Osman,

Please,the wait is nearly over,I will feature those dramas already mentioned when I have the spare time to,

but watch out 'The TermiRONator' is out and about. ;)

You never know when he might termiRONate this thread to oblivion like he has many others. :evul:
Now you wouldn't want that would you? :cool:

Another new drama coming soon to this thread. :) :shiny:

Wasalaam.

[Osman]

:lolwhack: It's ok Nadeem! I was just winding you up that's all! :lol: The termironator? Can't wait. ;)

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

Now this has been long enough awaited:

THE SHEIKTRIX

Starring;
FOB as Mr AnderFOB/Neo.:toofunny:
Halima as Treenity.
Ron as MoRONffus.
Sheik as Agent Sheikmith.
Sheikh Haroon as Sniper.:eek:
Mehreen as Swish.
Yahya as Apunk.
Chuck as Trunk.
Ratatosk as Dozey.
Osman as Mousey(Sorry for the tiny part buddy!):LOL:

Mr AnderFOB gets up for work at the sound of his plastic alarm clock,and when he arrives gets told off by his boss for being late too often. :(

Next thing he remembers is being in the nightclub (with Marilyn Manson belting his throat out in the background)where he meets 'Treenity' who tells him about the great ole 'MoRONffus'. :cool:

At work he receives the phone call that transforms him from his tedious existence into a heroic personality.But he can't jump from the skyscraper and gets captured by Agent Sheikmith.Only to be offered a deal he dosesn't want,then uh oh hes paralysed and a crazy buglike creature soon enters his unwilling body. :eek: :evul:

He meets Treenity at the set place and they extract the bug from him,'Jesus that things real" he exclaims,but worse frights are yet to come. :dancingna

So he eventually meets the ole legend MoRONffus and gets indoctrinated into the 'Truth' about the Sheiktrix.

"No I don't believe it,it can't be ,,,I want out,err blurt....vomit vomit", :lpukey:
AnderFOB(Neo) loses it,so they let him rest. :)

Next morning MoRONffus spills the beans and tells all.
Neo realises his destiny and what he must do.
He must confront the evil Agent Sheikmith and his colleagues. :mad:

He starts his crazy Cybertraining in martial arts,but being a cybermaniac learns real quick and impresses his new comrades. ;)

Watch out as Neo and MoRONffus battle it out in cyberspace. :evul:

Now he is ready after taking a major fall at his first jump,but hey nobody makes their first jump not even a hero!! :D

They are hacking the Sheiktrix as their comrade Sniper plans his treachery.
He notifies Sheikmith of their location and sells MoRONffus to him for a great place back in the Sheiktrix. :mad:
They are however taking Neo to meet the Orankle to find out if he is the One.
He is told that he is not,and comes back a lil disappointed. :(

MoRONffus is captured as the others flee for their lives and make good their escape except for Mousey who gets the khoon shot out of him! :evul:

But meanwhile ole Sniper is up to his tricks as he reveals his long time love for Treenity and his frustrations come out as he plans to kill his crewmates! :evul:

He manages to shoot Trunk and then kill Dozey who tries to rescue his brother.He also blows Apunk and Swish to death by disconnecting them from the Sheiktrix,then is firmly planning to do the same to Neo.
Meanwhile unaware to the evil Sniper,Trunk is still alive and shoots the sheikmithereens out of him. :p

Neo plans to go back and rescue Moronffus and Treenity joins him.
"We need lots of guns",says Neo as they know they are in for a major confrontation with Sheikmith and co. :)

They shoot the hell and khoon out of everything in their way til they reach MoRONffus,who is exhausted after being beaten almost khoonless by Sheikmith.
But they have to get past Sheikmith before they can rescue their great mentor.Neo does his amazing flipback to avoid the bullets from the Agents as Treenity shoots and knives her way through to help him up. :heartbeat

They eventually free MoRONffus but Sheikmith shouts to Neo:"Mr AnderFOB!" while Neo replies:"my name is Neo!" and stays behind to battle with Sheikmith as he is now beginning to believe.He is almost shot dead but Treenity kisses him awake to stand and fight,then he realises that he is indeed the One. :heartbeat :strong:

He fights and after being thrown around like a dog finally manages to overcome Sheikmith and splatter him wide open after jumping right into him! :evul: :cheer: :strong:
Meanwhile Sheikmith's colleagues look into each other's eyes and do a runner. :LOL:

Phew, thats it for now as Neo learns to fly like Superman. :)

Wasalaam.

[Halima]

Assalaam Walikum,


Such an imagination you have ! :eek: No kidding....

[Ansar Al-Haq]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :mad: :mad:
Reading that was my worst nightmare. The awful things and .. oh forget it/

[FOB!]

All dat reely happen?? oh gosh it so estringe no?

[Osman]

Very estringe, Nadeem! But good! Excellent! Magnificent! Fabulous! Wonderful! Fantastic! Wunderbar! Super! Thrilling!;)

[Guest]

Hey Nadeem sahib, salaam!

Its been a long time where've u been? U just sit in this thread? No where else? lol

[Nadeem]

Salaam,

Well guys and gals,what did you expect? KHOON! ;)
Please go back and check out the cast info I just added.
It wasn't my best but what the SHEIK,we all run out of ideas,no one is perfect!
Why don't one of you write the next drama for a change? :confused:
I think my time is well and truly over,many thanks. :monkey:


Haroon,
Didn't you see my posts in the Interpolations thread?I'm sure you were there recently! :nod: :werdup:

Halima,
Thanks for the sarcasm,it was real cool. :cool: :jedigirl:

Ansar,
Obviously you would find that a nightmare since you don't watch movies and weren't familiar with 'The Matrix'.
Maybe you should have a go and we'll see if you can do any better.:) :blink:

Wasalaam.

[Halima]

All dat reely happen?? oh gosh it so estringe no?


LOL..... no it didn't happen

[Osman]

Halima:mad: it so did happen!

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Its been a long time where've u been? U just sit in this thread? No where else? lol

Thats all he does. Sits here and crafts up these filthy junk dramas. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Wait till its my turn, heh heh heh :evul:

[Nadeem]

Salaam Ansar and Haroon,

Now you both know that's not true! :mad:
Seems like you both have nothing else to do but sit at your computers all the time,that's why you have the most numerous posts. :evul:

Have you forgotten about the new threads I opened up recently which you were taking part in?

I am eagerly awaiting your dramas Ansar,Oh and many thanks for calling mine "filthy junk"! :)
I wonder what was "filthy" about them anyway! :confused:
I don't remember ever asking you to read any of them and I do recall some of your obscure junk about being on Mars,which I had to liven up. ;)

Wasalaam.

[Osman]

I think this is all a misunderstanding. Believe me, I know. Where jokes go awry. All gone wrong.

[Halima]

Halima,
Thanks for the sarcasm,it was real cool. :cool: :jedigirl:





I swear I wasn't being sarcastic. I was actually amazed.

[sheik]

salaam,

brother nadeem,

liked Episode 1 a lot as well,especially with Liam Neeson(Qui gon Jinn),Ahmed Best(Jar Jar Binks) and Darth Maul.

I also liked Episode 2 just as much with Samuel Jackson as Mace Wyndu and Christopher Lee as the Count Dooku,still amazing even though he is over 70 years of age!

obi-wan (ewan mcgregor) is the best!

My favourite Matrix was Reloaded

i like the first, the matrix, that had the element of the phone booth suspense thing. but reloaded had the best action. but the lobby scene in the first was amazing. the final one...it was decent, the scene where they raid the club is a good one, but neo, come on why have to die or whatever he did why ?




brother ansar,

Reading that was my worst nightmare. The awful things and .. oh forget it/

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH wow that was funny but it was interesting nadeem did good i had a big role!

salaam

[Osman]

My fave matrix was the second one cos' of all the action. The motorway scene was class;) The first one was great as well. I absolutely hated the last one. It just sooo spoilt the whole trilogy:( It turned into star trek and Transformers in one! It was like spaceships and stuff all over

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

Many thanks for the varied feedback and I'm glad you liked it Sheik as I thought you would. :p

Sorry Halima,the :eek: Eek in your feedback post made me think you didn't like it and was being sarcastic! :o

Osman,you're catching up with your hero(Sh.Haroon) in the number of your posts,well done and keep it up. :cheer:

Sheik,I want you to write the next drama please, as Ansar seems to have backed out and done a runner! :LOL:

Wasalaam.

[sheik]

salaam,

brother nadeem,

i will try hard to write the next instalment but recently i feel that there are not enough hours in the day.

salaam

[Nadeem]

Assalaam dear Sheik,

There is no rush brother,take as long as you need and off course maybe Ansar will beat you to it! :dancingna

Please make sure it is a classic though,many thanks. :)

Wasalaam.

[Ratatosk]

Salaam,

Regarding "The Matrix", I found some eerie.. no, I'll rephrase that.. downright scary footage from the Matrix preproduction sessions... take a close look at the guy in the middle. :eek: At first I thought my eyes were playing a trick on me, but no...

Talk about matrix paranoia, I'm getting fobphobia..!!

peace

[Nadeem]

Salaam Ratatosk,

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
That was a killer man,absolutely classic and he looks so funny! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :lol: :lol: :nod: :monkey: :monkey:

Perhaps I should have given the lead role to FOB instead of Ansar!
:monkey: :monkey: :LOL: :LOL: :woot: :woot: :werdup: :werdup:

Regards and Peace.

[Osman]

:lol: :lolwhack: That was class Ratatosk! :lol: He's a celebrity!


Btw, thanks Nadeem! I'm catching up with my hero!

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

Houston we have a problem again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grrr:

Calling Ansar,Ansar oh Ansar al Haq,where are you oh Ansar??? :LOL:
Please respond Ansar!
Ansar do you copy? Do you read? :confused:

Oh it's hopeless,God knows where he is or why he did a runner from this thread!! :eek: :mad: :cool: :)

Wasalaam.

[FOB!]

Nadoom bhai wy you so nicto theef who stole me face???

lucky i maik copy copy so i ave new face now. wy you want sumbudy blood? you not happy wit your blood?

now i unnerstand Ratty an Nadoom. Theef an killer. Oh God! I need find new boat an catch dees dirty chookray

nadoom killer you elp me finding an kill ratty? den we take ratty big cranum ball and put in mhara hed.

Iz dis crazy imaam name hoostan? why he run frum you? cuz you gunna kill him too? how much person you kar dau ooska khoon? pleez no take me khoon cuz den me an me brudder canna be calling blood brudders.

i ave gud idea. Ratty you give me an killer nadoom drekshuns to your garr. Den we find you an maik you geev back all dem face you put on mountain and statue and peeple.

We hunt ratty down an breeng him to juice teas!

Me an me whole vilige leev to find ratty.

[Nadeem]

Salaam FOB,

You are such a classic joker man, :dancingna :LOL: Nadoom :LOL:
we need people like you on this thread,please don't be afraid,I won't kar tummhara khoon(do your blood).
Another funny nickname; Ratty, :LOL: :LOL:
Maybe the next drama should be called "Sheikho"(Psycho). :dancingna :lol:

Wasalaam.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Calling Ansar,Ansar oh Ansar al Haq,where are you oh Ansar??? :LOL:
May I be of assistance?

Please respond Ansar!
Responded.


Ansar do you copy?
Is this what you called me for?? A sectretarial position? Why not use photo-copiers?

Do you read? :confused:
Oh, you would like to know my qualifications? Would you like my resume as well?

I suppose I would have to read to be able to use this forum.


Oh it's hopeless,
be optimistic.

God knows where he is or why he did a runner from this thread!! eek: :mad: :cool: :)
I'm here. What runner?

So... what did you want?

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Perhaps I should have given the lead role to FOB instead of Ansar!
:monkey: :monkey: :LOL: :LOL: :woot: :woot: :werdup: :werdup:



:yikes2:
:redmad:

:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

:wall:

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

Please scroll back to 'The Sheiktrix' and see that I have NOW given the lead role to FOB as I feel he deserved it more than Ansar!! :dancingna :LOL:

Wasalaam.

[Nadeem]

Is this what you called me for?? A sectretarial position? Why not use photo-copiers?

Oh, you would like to know my qualifications? Would you like my resume as well?

be optimistic.

I'm here. What runner?

So... what did you want?



Salaam Ansar,

No secretarial position and I don't want to know your quals or see your resume! :D :knifehead

I try to be optimistic but you did do a runner and it seemed to me that you would never return here. :dancingna

And finally, I didn't want anything at all, I was just wondering why you so suddenly abandoned this thread,that's all. :cool: :) :LOL:

Wasalaam.

[Osman]

Osman as Mousey(Sorry for the tiny part buddy!)
No probs! I'm honoured anyway! The sheiktrix is totally cool! Can't wait for the termironator! :D

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Nadeem,

You cruel harsh wicked man :( :(

[Nadeem]

Salaam Ansar,

Whaaaappened bro??
Why u so upset, i talk like my hero FOB ,u 2 eesy upset,plees fugiv u broter Nadoom! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :werdup: :werdup: :werdup: :LOL: :werdup: :lol: :woot: :woot: :woot:

Thanks for the appreciation Osman,you lil cutie you. :) :) :)

Wasalaam.

[Osman]

Thanks for the appreciation Osman,you lil cutie you. :) :) :)
:smiley: :jumpy: :jumpingbl

[Ansar Al-Haq]

:lol:

[Osman]

Leave ickle baby Ansar alone! :mad:

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Thanks for the support Dr. Osman! :D

[Nadeem]

Leave ickle baby Ansar alone! :mad:

Salaam Osman,

Why whaaddi do to him? :confused: :monkey: :LOL:
And its funny how he calls you Dr.Osman! :LOL: :LOL:

Wasalaam.

[Ansar Al-Haq]

Not as funny as Falling Off Building FOB calling you Nadoom! :lol:
your khoon jokes really freaked him out it seems. :D

[Nadeem]

Salaam Ansar,

I agree with you and that's probably what made him decide to jump :dancingna :LOL: :bounce:

,anyway have you checked out FOB and myself in the Funny pics thread yet? :)

You should because it's real funny! :LOL: :bounce: :woot:

Wasalaam.

[Osman]

Chill! I was only jaffin'! ;)

Why is it funny that he calls me Dr. Osman :mad: I am a doctor. Only he realises my true intelligence :mad: :D:D:D:D:D:p:p:p:p

[Ansar Al-Haq]

LOL! ya those pics were great Nadeem. I wonder how long it will take for FOB to get to bombay.

Osman, how did you complete all your training in 13 years???

[Osman]

:mad: :mad: :mad: I don't need to train:mad: I know all the basics of being a doctor. Ok, maybe things go wrong every now and again . . . .well, maybe a lil more often than that but I'm a doctor and that's that! :c:

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

The long awaited;

THE TERMIRONATER

Starring Ronald(Ronnie) Administratornegger as The Termironater.:toofunny:
Halima as Sarah Connor.:woot:

Sheikh Haroon as John Connor's father.:eek: :cool::)

Sheik as a cop.:)
Osman as another cop.:)
And a whole bunch of other cops and people who get the khoon shot out of them.:LOL:

Okay so I've done the cast info, now

I want someone else with an imagination to write the script as I've run out of time.oops.:LOL: :woot:

Wasalaam.

[Nadeem]

Okay I suppose I have to do it myself then.:cool:

The night is young and suddenly in a remote isolated roadside there's some unexplained activity,smoke ,fire and a well built muscular humanoid appears from out of nowhere it seems.:strong: ;) :LOL:
The Termironater has arrived and is on the lookout for some clothes,a rifle and a big motorbike!.:) :LOL:

He walks into a nearby bar to find a match and shouts the orders,
"Give me your clothes NOW or else" to his unsuspecting victim!:LOL:
"Or else what?" comes the reply and before you know it Ronnie smacks the total khoon out of his victim then smartly dons his blood smeared leathers.
He also picks up his semi-automatic rifle,a cool pair of shades:sunglasse and steals his motorbike before riding into the night to look for his Primary target Sarah Connor.:cool: :) :LOL:

Will he find her or not? Wait til the next instalment.
Please someone take over from this point,many thanks.:)

[Nadeem]

Salaam all,

Well nobody wants to take up my offer so I'll just quickly finish the story myself!:cool:

He finds Sarah Connor while she's working as a waitress and loudly declares "Sarah Connor,I am here to termiRONate you"!
She immediately takes cover as he tries to shoot but misses his aim when suddenly the bullets hit the wall,rebound and shoot him in the eye (after blowing his shades to sheikmithereens) turning him into the TermiDAJJALater.:LOL:

So then he goes on a Dajjal's rampage termiRONating all the cops and indeed anyone else who gets in his way,making puddles of khoon all over the place :evul: while Sarah manages to escape into the moonlight to her lover.:cool:

Meanwhile two brave Supercops,Osman and Sheik try to reason with him in order to bring him in:bravo: ,but they fail to realise that he is not human!:evul:
They soon get the shock of their lives when they see he is made of metal!:eek: :eek: :cool: :lol:
He finishes them of by squeezing the khoon(juice) out of them after taking all their ammo in his face.:toofunny:

He is then led to a factory while pursuing Sarah again after shooting the khoon out of her lover,but he suddenly gets his arm caught in the grinding machine and soon his whole metallic bodyframe is chewed up as he is TermiRONated.:) :LOL:

The end.

Comments welcomed.
Wasalaam.

[Nadeem]

Salaam Osman,

Come on buddy make your 1000th post one with comments on The TermiRONater.:shiny: :LOL:
Wasalaam.

[Osman]

The TERMIRONATOR was a classic! Es war echt Klasse! Top banana!! Poor Ronnie Roo :( He was termironated. :mad::mad::mad: He could have at least given us those emoticons before he was termironated :mad::mad::mad: now who's gonna give em' to us? xp2? :D

The terminator is top banana - Ozzy oracle

Woah! You've got excellent reviews! ;)

THIS IS POST 1000 POSTED IN THIS THREAD AS REQUESTED :)

[Nadeem]

Salaam Osman buddy,

Thanks for your 1K and positive feedback.:)
I have somewhat modified the story to make it even better so please go back to read the part where you and Sheik turn up!:toofunny:

Wasalaam.