Yahya Sulaiman
25th August 2006, 20:53
When a lion escapes from a circus in Africa, how do they know when they’ve caught the right one?
How likely is it that all the people who are described as missing are living together in a small town somewhere?
If a cigarette smoker wakes up from a seven-year coma, does he want a cigarette?
What year did Jesus think it was?
Why is it that every time you hear the word figment it’s in relation to the imagination? Aren’t there any other kinds of figments?
Just what exactly is “the old dipsy doodle”?
If the police never find it, is it still a clue?
Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter but only one word for love?
In the expression topsy-turvy, what exactly is meant by turvy?
What exactly is “midair”? Is there some other part of air besides the “mid” part?
What’s the difference between a drop and a droplet? After all, if you divide a drop into smaller parts, all you really get is smaller drops. Big or little, a drop is a drop. Same thing with a crumb. But the odd thing about a crumb is that if you cut a crumb in half, you don’t get two half-crumbs, you get two crumbs. To me, that sounds like magic. I gotta ask David Copperfield how they do that.
Why do foreign soldiers march funny? Do they think we march funny? If we do, how would we know?
I always refer to any individual member of the Red Sox as a red sock. Is this correct?
I read somewhere that in the last census 1.6 percent of the people were not counted. How can they know that?
What goes through a bird’s mind when he finds himself flying through a fireworks display?
A scary dream makes your heart beat faster. Why doesn’t the part of your brain that controls your heart realize that another part of your brain is making the whole thing up? Don’t these people communicate?
If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?
Do kings have sweat bands in their crowns?
If there really are multiple universes, what do they call that thing they’re all a part of?
Suppose you tried to f**k a woman who had ten personalities, and nine of them said okay, one of them resisted and tried to fight you off. Would that still be rape?
What is the plural of “h*ll of a guy”? “H*lls of guys”?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
“The friendly skies”. “The skies are not cloudy.” How is this possible? I look up, I see one sky.
Can placebos cause side-effects? If so, are the side-effects real?
How likely is it that all the people who are described as missing are living together in a small town somewhere?
If a cigarette smoker wakes up from a seven-year coma, does he want a cigarette?
What year did Jesus think it was?
Why is it that every time you hear the word figment it’s in relation to the imagination? Aren’t there any other kinds of figments?
Just what exactly is “the old dipsy doodle”?
If the police never find it, is it still a clue?
Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter but only one word for love?
In the expression topsy-turvy, what exactly is meant by turvy?
What exactly is “midair”? Is there some other part of air besides the “mid” part?
What’s the difference between a drop and a droplet? After all, if you divide a drop into smaller parts, all you really get is smaller drops. Big or little, a drop is a drop. Same thing with a crumb. But the odd thing about a crumb is that if you cut a crumb in half, you don’t get two half-crumbs, you get two crumbs. To me, that sounds like magic. I gotta ask David Copperfield how they do that.
Why do foreign soldiers march funny? Do they think we march funny? If we do, how would we know?
I always refer to any individual member of the Red Sox as a red sock. Is this correct?
I read somewhere that in the last census 1.6 percent of the people were not counted. How can they know that?
What goes through a bird’s mind when he finds himself flying through a fireworks display?
A scary dream makes your heart beat faster. Why doesn’t the part of your brain that controls your heart realize that another part of your brain is making the whole thing up? Don’t these people communicate?
If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?
Do kings have sweat bands in their crowns?
If there really are multiple universes, what do they call that thing they’re all a part of?
Suppose you tried to f**k a woman who had ten personalities, and nine of them said okay, one of them resisted and tried to fight you off. Would that still be rape?
What is the plural of “h*ll of a guy”? “H*lls of guys”?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
“The friendly skies”. “The skies are not cloudy.” How is this possible? I look up, I see one sky.
Can placebos cause side-effects? If so, are the side-effects real?