bdb85
16th March 2005, 15:18
Only in America....
Only in America do hot dogs come in packages of sixes, while hot dog buns come in packages of eights.
Only in American can one be pulled for speeding in a school zone on a weekend.
Only in America can ones pets have a higher per capita GDP than most sub-saharan African nations.
Only in America can the laws be such that your own parents can't access your school, medical, and library records without your permission--but Federal Agencies like the CIA, FBI, and the Department of Justice can.
Only in America can one see a anti-drug commercial on TV one minute, followed by an ad for Coors Light.
Only in America is the driving age 16, the smoking, voting, and military age 18, the drinking age 21, and the age for being able to rent a car 25!
Only in America does the legislature sit around and talk about steroids in sports while there is a war going on.
Only in America can the inability of your leader to speak English be considered something that makes him a "straight talker".
And only in America (and a few other countries)...
can I say things like this and not be imprisioned, shot, sued, or deported! ;)
Only in America do hot dogs come in packages of sixes, while hot dog buns come in packages of eights.
Only in American can one be pulled for speeding in a school zone on a weekend.
Only in America can ones pets have a higher per capita GDP than most sub-saharan African nations.
Only in America can the laws be such that your own parents can't access your school, medical, and library records without your permission--but Federal Agencies like the CIA, FBI, and the Department of Justice can.
Only in America can one see a anti-drug commercial on TV one minute, followed by an ad for Coors Light.
Only in America is the driving age 16, the smoking, voting, and military age 18, the drinking age 21, and the age for being able to rent a car 25!
Only in America does the legislature sit around and talk about steroids in sports while there is a war going on.
Only in America can the inability of your leader to speak English be considered something that makes him a "straight talker".
And only in America (and a few other countries)...
can I say things like this and not be imprisioned, shot, sued, or deported! ;)